I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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