so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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