i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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