I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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