I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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