What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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