Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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