turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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