very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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