winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I love having hate sex.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
