I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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