So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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