I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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