Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
