The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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