i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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