i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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