he shaved USA in his pubs
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
