I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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