Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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