I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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