I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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