Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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