You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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