I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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