Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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