We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
