Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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