Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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