if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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