Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Little spoons don't ask big questions
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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