ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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