so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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