i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
time to smoke my breakfast
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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