so explain again why im purple
no
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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