Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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