dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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