I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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