it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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