You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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