I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
someone owes me an orgasm
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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