please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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