Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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