summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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