I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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