Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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