I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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