i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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