It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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