Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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