North Korea, Best Korea!
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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