seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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