Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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