I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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