Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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