please come you make the beer taste better
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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